Kanye West
@kanyewest
I'm not even gon lie to you, I love me so much right now.
9:52 PM · Nov 27, 2013
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Kanye West's
Funniest Quotes.
A field guide to the most unhinged, most quotable, most rent-free-living things Ye has ever said out loud. We verified every one at the source. He said all of them. On purpose.
Some people collect stamps. We collect the tweets that raised us. Grab a snack - it's about to get self-aware.
☝Heads up - some of these live rent-free AND on a t-shirt.Chapter 01The Self-Love
The Self-Love
Hall of Fame.
The man loves the man. It's honestly kind of beautiful. Aspirational, even.
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I need a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners.
1:36 AM · Feb 3, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
Everyone should be their own biggest fan.
4:11 PM · Jun 5, 2018
Unscientific
The self-love scale
Where this chapter lands, per our lab:
9.6
Delusion
10
Conviction
0
Notes taken
Kanye West
@kanyewest
And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye.
2:48 PM · Sep 14, 2015
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I wish I had a friend like me.
11:02 PM · Jan 9, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
If I got any cooler I would freeze to death.
6:20 PM · Jul 21, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
You may be talented, but you're not Kanye.
3:05 PM · Mar 30, 2016
House rule
Say it with your chest, or don't say it at all.
Chapter one, distilled into one dress code.
Chapter 02The Unbothered
The Unbothered
King.
He simply does not care, and he needs you to understand that. Repeatedly. In writing.
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I understand that you don't like me, but I need you to understand that I don't care.
12:19 AM · Aug 2, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I no longer have a manager. I can't be managed.
5:44 PM · Oct 30, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
Question... why do people not want me to be me?
8:31 PM · Feb 11, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I'm nice at Ping Pong.
9:39 PM · Dec 31, 2013
Kanye West
@kanyewest
Shut the f*** up and enjoy the greatness.
10:10 PM · Dec 1, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
You have distracted me from my creative process.
1:57 AM · Sep 15, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I refuse to accept other people's ideas of happiness for me.
4:40 PM · May 30, 2018
Public service announcement
☝Still here? A worrying number of these are printable.
Yes, half of these are already hoodies.
No, we will not apologize for it.
Chapter 03The Philosopher
The Philosopher
Ye.
Big thoughts. Zero notes. Absolutely no follow-up questions taken.
Kanye West
@kanyewest
Sometimes I get emotional over fonts.
7:07 PM · Aug 21, 2015
Kanye West
@kanyewest
McDonald's is my favorite brand.
6:32 PM · Oct 8, 2018
Kanye West
@kanyewest
Ima fix wolves.
3:14 AM · Sep 9, 2018
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh
1:20 AM · Sep 15, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
In love with someone, but realized it was just staring in a mirror for 20 minutes.
9:15 PM · Feb 25, 2016
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in.
5:29 PM · Nov 4, 2013
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it.
2:03 PM · Jun 15, 2015
Kanye West
@kanyewest
I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph.
4:22 PM · May 13, 2009
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